bad poetry?

oh noetry!

haha. yeah, i stole that from toothpaste for dinner. sue me. no, wait. don't.

anywho, here is the best poem i have ever found in my entire life of existence on this planet in this universe...in the world.

he is a level 12 beastmaster
i am a level 13 warlock
though his lvl > my lvl,
he is very vigorous, as beastmasters are

with all these beats i did,
never did i drop one so strong as his.
grasp me, beastmaster's beat, by the throat.

throttle me.
throttle the life out of me, beastmaster.
you will gain much exp,
for i am a higher lvl than u,
and that's how these things work

but he is kind.
he does not accept my sacrifice;
rather, he joins my raid group.
we camp the spawn point 'til sunrise.

he is funny and witty.
he brings the lulz.
my dream man.

i sign off, cause i have to sleep (irl).
i dream of my beastmaster,
and i imagine him lvling up.
could we lvl up 2gether?

i awaken

i msg my beastmaster
but he is not there.
i have to msg my whole guild before i can find a raid group
GAY. WTF where is beastmaster?

a knock on my door.
is this irl?
i open the door
and am blown backwards by his snowblower spray.
snowy, i look upon my beastmaster irl.
omg, its the beastmaster.

he leaves me, alone.
he has no heart.
and i know that i must have a heart, because i can feel it breaking.
death cannot come soon enough

it's from emocorner. go there and laugh until you cut your dark black soul.

if hip hop had staff meetings...

they would be amazing.

what have they done?

those damn italians messed with perfection...



the bastards.

hilarious though.

wow.

this might be the coolest video i have ever seen. seriously. m83 provides the muzak...



edit: youtube took it off, but i found another because i'm sneaky.

domo arigato

i decided to finally watch lost in translation. i can't believe it took me this long to see this movie. it was fantastic. everything about it was stunning. the acting, the cinematography, the soundtrack–everything. it was all just really well done. wow.

mascot

hahaha deface the baby! maybe i'm weird, but this never gets not funny.

ps. i'm freaking out right now because i don't have any chapstick on me and i need some dearly. save me from myself!

pps. i have no idea who this baby is. so, if i moustachified your baby, i apoligize. he'll grow into it. don't worry.

what's cooler than being cool?

that's right mister. ice cold. i was bored today and wanted to make a background for my phone. chelsea suggested that i do something along the lines of christmas. i took her advice to heart, and though jack frost isn't exactly christmasy, he's in all those creepy awesome stop-motion christmas specials.



see, it turned out alright.

this is why jack frost is on my mind. this was taken a few days ago. it still looks the same. the road is just plowed better now.



lame.

yo homes, to belair!

told you fools it would change. TOLD YOU.



now to figure out what i'm gonna do for the next week or so before i leave...

probably a lot of interweb.

i'm so butter.

cause i'm on rollllllllllll. laugh at that joke. if you don't, i will think you hate me. that will make me sad.

look what i did today! it's just the first rough, so it will probably be tweaked and changed a bit, but it's the general idea.



this poster is like 22 x 33 in or something like that, so it's fairly big. they'll be in all the exam rooms and in the staircase at the health center.

ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

these are pictures of the south african giant earthworm. the biggest recorded was 22 feet long. i would probably scream like a little girl if i saw one of these in person. then i'd probably try to play with it.

i keep the cristal cold wit the ice in my teef

so... my boss boss changed everything, including the message of this poster. she wanted it "happier." so, this is what i came up with. i like the type much better. i hated the blue background at first, but it's starting to grow on me...



hopefully she'll be happy with this one.