Saturday, January 3, 2009

ROLL UTES ROLL


the utes capped off an amazing season by drop kicking alabama right in their fat fried-chickens-stuffed SEC faces last night to my great delight. although it probably won't happen, i hope the AP voters do the right thing and vote utah number one in the end poll, giving utah a slice of the national championship. it would be a wonderful screw you to the BCS and would be a huge step forward to an actual playoff system. unfortunately, as i said, it probably won't happen.

the BCS creates a lot of confusion. i, like many others, turn to a greater power when confused: kevin bacon.

using his brilliant six degrees formula, we can have a solution to this debacle. observe:

Utah beat Alabama, who beat Ole Miss, who beat Texas Tech, who beat Texas, who beat Oklahoma.

OR

Utah beat Alabama, who beat Ole Miss, who beat Florida.

OR

Utah beat Oregon State, who beat USC.

i believe that covers all the bases. it's flawless logic!

GO UTES! NATIONAL CHAMPS!

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