ROLL UTES ROLL

the utes capped off an amazing season by drop kicking alabama right in their fat fried-chickens-stuffed SEC faces last night to my great delight. although it probably won't happen, i hope the AP voters do the right thing and vote utah number one in the end poll, giving utah a slice of the national championship. it would be a wonderful screw you to the BCS and would be a huge step forward to an actual playoff system. unfortunately, as i said, it probably won't happen.

the BCS creates a lot of confusion. i, like many others, turn to a greater power when confused: kevin bacon.

using his brilliant six degrees formula, we can have a solution to this debacle. observe:

Utah beat Alabama, who beat Ole Miss, who beat Texas Tech, who beat Texas, who beat Oklahoma.

OR

Utah beat Alabama, who beat Ole Miss, who beat Florida.

OR

Utah beat Oregon State, who beat USC.

i believe that covers all the bases. it's flawless logic!

GO UTES! NATIONAL CHAMPS!

CARDINAL GRAHAM METERS

HAPPY KWAANZA

HAPS ON THE CRAPS

so dear reader, i will update you on what's what and who's who. i just finished the fall semester today. in one class, we were to design a product. i chose milk because it is delicious, part of a balanced breakfast, and will make a growing boy's bones, such as mine, big and strong so that women might tremble at my stature and throw themselves at me. anyways, BAM.


i have another project from this same class that i would like to share with you, but i haven't prepared the files yet, so sit tight. it'll be along tomorrow, probably.

in the mean time, please go to karmaloop and vote for this. if i win, i get five grand in karmaloop credit and five grand in cash. i desperately need money and would also be able to completely replace my wardrobe guilt-free! so please help a brother out.

I <3 30ROCK

ABCDEF COOKIE MONSTER

sesame street is why i'm so smart. and handsome. ladies, ladies, please. the line starts to the left.

IRONY IS IRONIC

another school project. i originally wanted to show these images to you, dear reader, as a little gallery with small thumbnails, but blogger is stupid. anyways, here you are. these are hopefully going to be sold by mandate press. (they are cards.)